Deciding to go back to school. At Van Nuys college. Everyone looks so lost here. Is that what school in L.A. does to you?

Cell Phone!

I'm using me cell again. Is it encrypted?

Why do the cutest girls have stinky poop?

So, my friend and I walked into a bakery today in Korea Town. It was so good. Coffee, baked goods and all. Just then a really cute girl walked in. I decided to give her a little taste of my Kansas up bringing. So, I followed her to the bathroom. I looked back to my friend and he gave the thumbs up. The wait was a little long but that was ok. Finally, after oh so many minutes, the door opened and there she was. I looked at her and began to say hi, then took a whiff and coughed really hard. I think I might have either coughed in her face or scared her, cause she walked over to this guy, they we're pointing at me. He started to come over to me and I walked super fast out the back entrance. I ran super fast back home.

Oh no, wait! I left my friend at the bakery. Gotta go!

I'm flying!!!!

I see cows!

I farted and pee'd in harmony today.

Oh art thou slandering BeJesus!

Ho ho ho, Green Giant.

Who are you? Who me? Yeah you! What?!

Tell me this sire, how many eggs does it take to cross the road? None, eggs can't walk!

HAHAHAHAHA! I am so wired!!!!

Update and N.M.

So, the show is looking pretty good. We have the trailer of Facebook up.

What up FaceBook! You know, I don't really understand you and I may be going on a tangent (is that how you spell it?) but, I think Facebook is one crazy network system. Its network marketing at its best. Haha! I just learned that word. This guy in Trader Joe's came up to me and asked if I had a job. I told him, no, cause I really don't. Then he asked me if I want to make extra money. Scared me cause the last time I was asked that, I was somehow in a situation I would rather not talk about. Dear BeJesus.

Anyhow, he gave me some packets of some crazy healthy stuff. I took it and now I'm wired. I don't know whats in it, but I'm typing away and blogging like crazy. So, the question is, what do I do now?

Hmmmmm.....

Its February 2010! Already?

Wow, time is passing by fast. I recently had a talk with Kelly and Jax about my Twitter usage. Apparently, I suck at it. Don't matter. I'm a talk show host. I like to be stupid. Just check out all the coolest talk show hosts out there. Conan, Dick, Johnny and my favorite, Ryan.

I hope this month is gonna get better cause its really feeling like Kansas here. OMG! I think I miss Kansas. Anyway, Kelly is apparently taking me out tonight. FYI, for all of you that don't know Kelly, he's known to be crazy and a little psychotic when it comes to going out. Where we'll go, no body knows. Not even him.

Pray for me!

Holiday Buffet

Lately, I haven't been able to get a hold of the internet. We haven't paid our bill so Kelly and I have to either go to the coffeeshops or visit Jax. Its really good to have a computer and type out some of my thoughts for all of you, I know its been a while.

Here's my update:

So, as you might already know, my show I am Asian, How are you? is up and ready to go. We are in post finishing up the episodes. They should be up soon. But, really what I want to talk about is Christmas with Kelly & Jax.

I decided to stay in L.A. for the holidays this year. Although, I was raised fully Christian from my white parents, I don't really know if its for me. So what I wanted to to different this year was celebrate everyone else's holiday. So, Kelly, Jax and I decided to invite people we wanted to celebrate with. Sort of like a holiday buffet.

Kelly invited this girl, Sharon to our dinner. She was so hot! Dressed in a Ms. Santa outfit. Kelly always gets these hot girls. All I ever get is "Scot is so sweet" and the hair rub. You know, when an adult does to a kid. This is why I wear a hat now. Anyway, she celebrates this day called Kwanzaa. Its the African xmas.

Here's a link: http://www.officialkwanzaawebsite.org/index.shtml

Jax brought over some homeless folks with a line of shopping carts outside our apartment. Apparently, Jax has been living on the streets. After he read what Prince William did, he decided to do the same. So far he's been out for the last few days. I just wished they all took a shower.

As far as me, I decided to bring a Ryan Seacrest look alike. What best way to celebrate with someone you really want to be celebrating with. I mean, this is who i want to be like one day and it just makes me feel good. Although, Kelly thinks I can do better, to me, there is no one better than Ryan Seacrest.

Anyways, Christmas night was so fun. We all had so much to eat and so much to share. After dinner, Kelly had dessert with Sharon in his room, Jax and his entourage of the homeless packed up their carts and went back to the streets, and I had a night of interviewing the Ryan Seacrest look alike. Soon Ryan, I will meet you.

Many Christmas blessings from Scot, Kelly and Jax.

2009 will now be 2010